Immerse Me in the Greatest of the United States

[Colonel Frank Grimes]

Would basketball or baseball be the second most popular sport after football?

I understand college football is the most loved sporting pastime.

Basketball is more popular than baseball. Basketball is the only major sport you can play by yourself. I think that's part of its popularity. You can go to the park and shoot hoops by yourself. You can make your own hoop and nail it to a utility pole.

College football is very big in the Midwest and South. They have their popular rivalries.

[Colonel Frank Grimes]

O, hetak’rk’ir. Shnorhakalut’yun ayd teghekatvut’yan hamar.

We speak English in God's country, sir.

[White Swan]

Texas is best, not for silly sports, but for the people who populate it, compared to most others at least. I am sure some other places are best in the same way. Alaska? Others please, I'm open

[Occiput in Starlight]

Basketball is more popular than baseball. Basketball is the only major sport you can play by yourself. I think that's part of its popularity. You can go to the park and shoot hoops by yourself. You can make your own hoop and nail it to a utility pole.

College football is very big in the Midwest and South. They have their popular rivalries.

Myself, I prefer the pathos of juco Jai alai.

[Occiput in Starlight]

Texas is best, not for silly sports, but for the people who populate it, compared to most others at least. I am sure some other places are best in the same way. Alaska? Others please, I'm open

Texas is numero uno. Periodt.

[Occiput in Starlight]

We speak English in God's country, sir.

Tommy Lee Jones has the best American accent.

[White Swan]

Texas is numero uno. Periodt.

I am inclined to agree

[Jacques de Imbelloni]

[Occiput in Starlight]

Very nice.

[Occiput in Starlight]

I am inclined to agree

I wanted to use the very American, "periodt"/"period".