My dog keeps farting

[Granada]

My dog Manteca keeps farting but I don't want to pay for the vet. Any ideas on ways to stop this gas? I gotta figure out what to feed this animal.

[Benyzero]

fart on his nose, maybe he will convinced that you are the dominant in the room and stops it.

[PlattitüdenPaule]

If you dont want to pay for the vet you shouldnt have gotten yourself a pet animal in the first place.

Apart from that, obviously like any other living being a dog`s gotta fart sometimes. If it`s too much he probably got some kind of food sensitivity. If you want to play it safe you gotta feed him real meat, potatoes, rice, carrots, cucumbers and broccoli.

[Laredo]

My nigga your dog might have tape worm.

[Granada]

fart on his nose, maybe he will convinced that you are the dominant in the room and stops it.

Ok but I have to wait until my aunt leaves. If farting signals dominance this is very disrespectful from Manteca.

[Mopi Licinius Crassus]

stick a wine cork in his bum

[Granada]

If you dont want to pay for the vet you shouldnt have gotten yourself a pet animal in the first place.

Apart from that, obviously like any other living being a dog`s gotta fart sometimes. If it`s too much he probably got some kind of food sensitivity. If you want to play it safe you gotta feed him real meat, potatoes, rice, carrots, cucumbers and broccoli.

I got the dog to meet women and wasn't thinking about vet fees. I always fed it human food and it was fine but no maybe not.

[Granada]

My dog stopped farting. it's a Christmas miracle! Joy to the world, the Lord has come! Thank you all for your support and merry Christmas!

[Granada]

fart on his nose, maybe he will convinced that you are the dominant in the room and stops it.

If you dont want to pay for the vet you shouldnt have gotten yourself a pet animal in the first place.

Apart from that, obviously like any other living being a dog`s gotta fart sometimes. If it`s too much he probably got some kind of food sensitivity. If you want to play it safe you gotta feed him real meat, potatoes, rice, carrots, cucumbers and broccoli.

My nigga your dog might have tape worm.

stick a wine cork in his bum

Joy to the World! My dog stopped farting!

[gixajo]

My dog stopped farting. it's a Christmas miracle! Joy to the world, the Lord has come! Thank you all for your support and merry Christmas!

The dog has stopped farting, but now have you started farting?