Today I am a 45 year old virgin!

[Herman]

Maybe you should be a lunatic Bible guy so you don’t parrot nonsense that you see on TikTok.

[BakersfieldChimp]

'Once you turn forty, you have to pay your own way.'

- Mr. Skelton

If a person wants a "trad wife", they need to become a "trad husband". When a man can't support himself, it is tough to be able to be the sole breadwinner in the family. "trad wives" are in short supply. Too many men CAN support a wife and family. They are the ones who get the "trad wives".

[Anglo-Celtic]

I looked all over the store. I couldn't find *one* Hallmark card for that.

[Richmondbread]

That's sad, I loss my virginity at 16.

that's sad, actually. you had no self control and decided to fornicate.

[Anglo-Celtic]

Happy Birthday, Richmondbread!

I think it is very admirable that you are still a virgin saving yourself for your future wife.

Happy solar eclipse too! I watched a little of it on television, live from Mazatlan, Mexico.

Hey, cougar. You could be his teacher like in one of those cringe '80s movies.

[Laredo]

that's sad, actually. you had no self control and decided to fornicate.

Yup, and no regrets

[Richmondbread]

On August 21, 2017, my sister turned 40 on the day of the total eclipse.
Nothing special happened to her. Probably, the same is true with the 913,000 people who shared that birthday with her.

JUst like nothing special is going to happen to the 913,000 people who share your birthday today.



To avoid the petty nitpickers, the number is approximate and does not take in either census tables or leap years.
a simple 333/365 million calculation...

August birthdays are a lot more common. April 8th is actually a relatively rare birthday. 275th out of 365
https://www.happiestbaby.com/blogs/b...mmon-birthdays

[Anglo-Celtic]

that's sad, actually. you had no self control and decided to fornicate.

I don't know. Maybe some 16-year-old girl (doubtful in his case) got him drunk in the back seat of a car in a pizza parlor parking lot one night in the '90s.

[~Elizabeth~]

August birthdays are a lot more common. April 8th is actually a relatively rare birthday. 275th out of 365
https://www.happiestbaby.com/blogs/b...mmon-birthdays

I know of two people born on April 8th. You and the Theology moderator on Stormfront. I wished him a happy birthday today too.

[NSXD60]

Happy birthday to Meade who cannot be eclipsed!