Posting on Sundays is a Sin

[Ortho Man]

You a Christian? You bet your ass you are. Now remember that Sunday is God's Day which means worship and rest ONLY. Posting online and gossiping on forums on Sundays for your enjoyment in an abomination against God. Look, I ain't gonna stop you but remember God is watching from above and he doesn't want you fighting on some thread come Sunday. Boy, you telling me you can't wait one day for posting? You ain't gonna find me posting on Sunday I can tell you that much soldier.

[Benyzero]

What if I fart on a sunday. Am I then condemned to the eternal fire?

[Benyzero]

Anyway it's monday bro

[Ortho Man]

What if I fart on a sunday. Am I then condemned to the eternal fire?

Farting is perfectly fine because its a natural body function that God created but violent farting directly in your girlfriend's face is a sin. I eat Texas chili all the time and I'm always farting up a storm but I don't feel sinful.