How to get a girlfriend

[Phenix]

Girlfriends are overrated. IMO, people in general just ain't worth it. I'd rather put that time and effort on being a Summa Cum Laude. Goals over bitches.

We are two then. Sex is not indispensable, anyway I have neither the money nor the physique nor the time to spend, ladies can wait.

[Westbrook]

Yea

Did they prefer longer hair?

[CommonSense]

It's a win or lose matter, no in between. Either you have what it takes, in which case you'll never need to ask yourself or others the question in the OP, or you don't and in that case there is no amount of advice in the world that can help you, just insane luck.
Pick-up artists and other 'experts' trying to show you the ropes is just a waste of time and money.

[Gründig]

Ask her about her "whispering eye".

[Phenix]

Ask her about her "whispering eye".

Made my day, you fucking poofter.

[coolfrenchguy]

seriously i'am tired of 30 years of wanking and incel,i'am tired to be sexless, i'am not longer virgin of course,have a few short relationship(weeks) younger,and a few one-night-stand,but some people know my approach that i have explain here.i gave me 1 or 2 years,for me is more the lack of 00000€,i'am sucked to the bones by vampire taxers,i hope fixing the things this year,i never seen so cheapskate/skinflint/stingy people,they cry like babies but they are richs in fact if you look closely,so called is the crisis but they take 4 weeks of vacations in summer,they have cars and money for the gas and others unnecessary things, so i'am tired to run after people who won't split the cash,i haven't seen the green since a long time,did you know that we are more taxed in france at 70% level more than other countries,10hours of workX10€ = 100€ - 70% = 30€ sorry but i'am not from the third world, luxemburg :1 998,59 €/m that's i call an european country an not a third world europe

Luxemburg 1 998,59 € Irland 1 613,95 € Netherland 1 578,00 € Belgiium 1 562,59 € France 1 498,47 € Germany 1 498,00 € UK 1 400,99 € Spain 858,55 € SlovéniA 842,79 € MaltA 747,54 € Greece 683,76 € Portugal 676,67 € Poland 502,75 € EstoniA 500,00 € SlovaquiA 480,00 € CZECH republic 477,78 € Croatia 462,34 € Turkey 446,00 € Hungaria 444,69 € Latvia 430,00 € Romania 407,86 € Lituania 400,00 € Monténégro 288,05 € Serbia 285,00 € Bulgaria 260,76 € Macedoinia 239,74 € Albania 181,00 € even they are not in UE hopefully for them Ukraine 237.08 €(is the median synthesis salary) , in some country is so low,and they call this united europe,united europe my ass.

[Mopi Licinius Crassus]

the time tried way...kidnap them

being going on since the stone age

[The Lawspeaker]

Try this:




Or this:



Next question ?

[Ayetooey]

"Yo, wanna go out".

[Nazarene]

"Yo, wanna go out".

it didnt work