How to get a girlfriend

[Cyndidos]

Dating sites, maybe

[Cyndidos]

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[El_Abominacion]

1. ⁠Put on your shiniest suspenders and top hat.
2. ⁠Crabwalk up to a girl you fancy
3. ⁠In a low, baritone voice, Begin chanting the Lord's Prayer in Latin.
4. ⁠Once she begins to convulse and shake, pull out your Talisman of Odin (Available from a gypsy near you) and wave it in her face
5. ⁠Take the girl's left hand and kiss it 7 times
6. ⁠Sacrifice a goat right in front of her
7. ⁠She should now be your girlfriend, have fun. If this doesn't work, repeat but sacrifice another goat

[Herr Galke]

Ok So since I've never been in a relationship (but deff not a virgin) let me share my fuckups/failed attempts..

In HS:

I was flirting with a girl in my art class, and it was mutual. Furthest I got with her was us playing footsie with each other. Then someone told her, that I was telling my friends, about how nice of an ass I thought she had. I remember the next day, she wouldn't even look at me when I said hi to her in the hallway.

Very cute tall blonde was asked on the school bus if she wanted to be my gf. I must've been retarded because I declined.

Another blonde texted me and tried to make small talk but I didn't gt the hint (my fault)

In college:

This skinny tall brunette I liked in my film class. I acted like a simp and bought her a big heart shaped box of chocoltes and gave it to her at lunch for Valentine's day. She just laughed and walked away with the box.

At work:
There's this attractive blonde coworker that I have, asked her out to bowling. Turns out she's a lesbian - and her gf is this anorexic person that has a busted face and donald duck lips WTF.

[TheMaestro]

We don't know, ask Mortimer.

[Insuperable]

In college:
This skinny tall brunette I liked in my film class. I acted like a simp and bought her a big heart shaped box of chocoltes and gave it to her at lunch for Valentine's day. She just laughed and walked away with the box.

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[Chryssie Khanate]

I hate dating sites, it's 10x easier when there's a specific context that allows you to have something to talk about passionately.

[Celestia]

If a woman likes you, she will let you know.
She might not directly tell you, but she will ask to hang out with you, text you, ask you how you are.
When I like someone, I want to engage with them as much as possible because I like being near them.
Hope this helps

[Celestia]

I hate dating sites, it's 10x easier when there's a specific context that allows you to have something to talk about passionately.

dating sites like Tinder are pointless. I would literally just scroll through potential dates for entertainment when I was bored. The setting is just super shallow and vague and the chances of you actually getting to know someone off of it is very slim.

[stellan]

don't use dating sites, people on there just want to hook up and aren't looking for an actual relationship. if you think a girl is cute tell her, but don't be a simp. be confident and flort with her a little bit, but not too much or else she'll get annoyed or will find you pathetic. the main thing is to be confident, be yourself, and you will attract the right person. never change for anyone.