How to get a girlfriend

**Richard** · 03-12-2012, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by Bakura

Good idea, but where out?

Parties?I've met a couple of my ex there.

**dralos** · 03-12-2012, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by tu_veneno

BTW it's good you to start having risky and mafia business. Be mobster. You will get all the girls at one second. Learn karate, boxing, shooting sport, swimming, flying...Be everything at one moment. Work for Secret Services. If somebody gets to your girl, beat him at the moment. Always drive BMW, Mercedes. If possible have 2 BMWs, 2 Mercedes, 2 Ferrari and 2 Rolls Royce. Own plane, two islands and lobbys at the Parliament. Act macho. Wear very expensive suits, like Armani and Versace. Drink (not beer). Drink alcohol. Buy and built hotels and casinos, sell business buildings and shops. Go everywhere with bodyguards and security. Always wear guns with you.

Good Luck!

i disagree her,i find this post very bulgarian influenced

**Bakura** · 03-12-2012, 10:57 PM

Originally Posted by Richard

Parties?I've met a couple of my ex there.

Nice, but I don't know which political party I should join? SNSD (Alliance Of Independent Social Democrats) Or SDS (Serbian Democrat Party)? If you mean fun party, I should be security guard there.

**Richard** · 03-12-2012, 10:59 PM

Originally Posted by Bakura

Nice, but I don't know which political party I should join? SNSD (Alliance Of Independent Social Democrats) Or SDS (Serbian Democrat Party)? If you mean fun party, I should be security guard there.

Both

**purple** · 03-12-2012, 11:00 PM

The Dictionary of ''How to get girl in Bulgaria, the majority of the Balkan Region and some Eastern European countries'':

1. Have dangerous business. Illegal is mostly wanted. Arms trafficking, prostitution, drug trafficking are usually highly requested.
2. Always say: ''I don't know'' when they ask you something!
3. Befriend politicians and diplomats. Then they give you place at their party and your business is getting bigger and bigger.
4. Never talk about your women. You have one woman and another 10 mistresses.
5. Always drive luxury cars. Mercedes, BMW and Ferrari are amongst the most searched.
6. Kill your enemies. No, you don't kill them. You hire other people to kill them for you. Contract killings.
7. Always go out with security.
8. Open chalga, turbo-folk clubs or erotic bars.
9. Then built hotels on the sea, restaurants and cafes, shops and supermarkets.
10. Wear very expensive watches and clothes.
11. Say how much you love your people and how you will die for them.
12. Then you get shot by your closest friend, while half of your people are already in jail.
13. Your wife gets everything you had, including the chalga clubs, the hotels, and the closest friend who had killed you

**rashka** · 03-13-2012, 05:28 AM

Originally Posted by dralos

lol offcourse he's gonna beat her,if she doesn't obey him,she gets to feel his fury

He's not Albanian.

**~~Gaztelu~~** · 03-13-2012, 05:31 AM

Initiate: Here

**Arrow Cross** · 03-13-2012, 06:23 AM

This thread is everything this forum is turning to be.

man:

**Mortimer** · 03-13-2012, 06:50 AM

It takes great courage to come out with such a thread. I respect Bakura for his courage, also understand his wishes and i hope he will find someone.

**derLowe** · 03-13-2012, 07:10 AM

Originally Posted by tu_veneno

The Dictionary of ''How to get girl in Bulgaria, the majority of the Balkan Region and some Eastern European countries'':

1. Have dangerous business. Illegal is mostly wanted. Arms trafficking, prostitution, drug trafficking are usually highly requested.
2. Always say: ''I don't know'' when they ask you something!
3. Befriend politicians and diplomats. Then they give you place at their party and your business is getting bigger and bigger.
4. Never talk about your women. You have one woman and another 10 mistresses.
5. Always drive luxury cars. Mercedes, BMW and Ferrari are amongst the most searched.
6. Kill your enemies. No, you don't kill them. You hire other people to kill them for you. Contract killings.
7. Always go out with security.
8. Open chalga, turbo-folk clubs or erotic bars.
9. Then built hotels on the sea, restaurants and cafes, shops and supermarkets.
10. Wear very expensive watches and clothes.
11. Say how much you love your people and how you will die for them.
12. Then you get shot by your closest friend, while half of your people are already in jail.
13. Your wife gets everything you had, including the chalga clubs, the hotels, and the closest friend who had killed you

I fell out of my chair with laughter while reading that.