Classify Alexander the Great

[Creeping Death]

You may wish to read the actual classification thread of Alexander for my answer, Brian. I tire of having to re-stress each point as if you were a child.

[Beorn]

Keep pictures of your mother out of the thread, Brian.

[Absinthe]

Why did I bother making a classification attempt in this thread?

[Beorn]

Why did I bother making a classification attempt in this thread?

The proper one keeps getting merged into this lowbrow fuckfest! Mad I know.

[Psychonaut]

Why did I bother making a classification attempt in this thread?

Yes. Does this really need to be reiterated two days in a row? Don't act like a jackass in a classification thread. If you're not capable of keeping it highbrow on this sub-forum, stay out. I'm looking at you two Brian and Wat. I know you're both capable of making the kinds of posts intended for this sub-forum, but are choosing to do otherwise. If one of you responds to the other's post with something retarded, the other need not up the level of retardation and degenerate a classification thread into talking about someone's mother.

[Beorn]

I sent you a PM before seeing this post, but I did attempt to make a highbrow thread which you specify we adhere towards, but it was unfortunately mixed up into a thread which didn't belong in the Taxonomy section to begin with.

My apologies regardless.

[Falkata]

Some nordic and med types are hard to distinguish (pigmentation apart) anyway. Many atlanto-meds around here could pass easily as northerns if they had blond-blue eyes and the opposite would happen with many northerns if they had dark features.
And about Alexander, I still can´t see what is so special about his phenotype. Brown hair is the most common hair in S. Europe, as an example
"In Spain, as a whole, some 29 per cent of the male population has black hair, some 68 per cent dark brown, while traces of blondism are visible in 17 per cent." ( C. Coon,Races of Europe) "

I think the Absinthe classification was kinda accurate imo.
I would like to see the posterior part of his skull to know if he had some dinaric , but probably not.

[Barreldriver]

- Didn't you know ancient europeans were of mostly halstatt nordic phenotype, and they gave blond hair even to pakistanis?

Lol that is idiocy 100% with zero proof, like it makes sense for a leptomorphic type to survive in sub-arctic conditions that favor boreal types from the end of the LGM then survive the transition into now. LOL! and Phail. It is more likely the leptomorphic types came to be when the climates warmed up in Europe, and in a very gradual manner, especially since more boreal types are still the norm via Alpinoids, Bruenns, etc... the Hallstatt is hardly the most ancient European type or the most frequent.

[Treffie]

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[Barreldriver]

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