Znas da si Bosanac kad...

[Adrian]

I have heard many albanians,serbs,croatas say so about the famous "bosnian humor"

Yes, it is true. And we should agree that bolded part is wrong
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Uzimas taksi bilo gdje da krenes

- Vecinu recenica pocinjes sa 'jebi ga', 'svega mi', 'Nisam ja'

- Tvoj mladji rodjak ne zna sta znaci 'Tita mi'

- Veze nemas sta znaci rijec 'ba' ali je
stalno izgovaras

- Ti si jedini koji shvaca viceve o Sulji i Muji

- Znas cijeli scenario filma 'Valter brani Sarajevo' napamet

- Znas napamet pjesmu 'Zenica blues' i 'Nedelja
kad je otis'o Hase'

there is an english version,i will find it and post

Milenko did it.

[Hurrem sultana]

i agree on that one,those are the most famous bosnians outside

[Sultan Suleiman]

- Veze nemas sta znaci rijec 'ba' ali je
stalno izgovaras

Još ba nisam shvatio zašto govorimo "ba"

[Hurrem sultana]

ja sam pitala oca dok sam bila mladja "zasto mi toliko govorimo ba?" ...cak ni on nije znao reci

[Rron]

- Vozas Golfa

Is vozas vozis in bosnian ?

[Hurrem sultana]

Is vozas vozis in bosnian ?

good one i hear both vozas and vozis

[Rron]

good one i hear both vozas and vozis

hahah this ones are good too

your mother tells you not to sit close to the TV, and not to use cell phones, because you’ll get brain tumor

your parents wonder why you take showers every day

[Hurrem sultana]

hahah yeah rron,and these ones are most true,in my case




your mother threathens you with “samo cekaj dok ti se babo vrati kuci” (just wait till your dad gets home)

you take a car to go everywhere

your father refers to all politicians with “djubrad” (idiots), “lopovi”(con-artists), and “kriminalci”(criminals)

-Rakija is used to cure all illnesses, celebrate all occasions and as a massage lotion

and this one is so funny,but i heard it

-You're not allowed to whistle in the house because then the ghosts/rats will come out

[Hurrem sultana]

and this(especially when you complain about something)


-Your parents tell you that they walked to school in 7feet of snow with no shoes on

[Rron]

hahah yeah rron,and these ones are most true,in my case




your mother threathens you with “samo cekaj dok ti se babo vrati kuci” (just wait till your dad gets home)

you take a car to go everywhere

your father refers to all politicians with “djubrad” (idiots), “lopovi”(con-artists), and “kriminalci”(criminals)

-Rakija is used to cure all illnesses, celebrate all occasions and as a massage lotion

and this one is so funny,but i heard it

-You're not allowed to whistle in the house because then the ghosts/rats will come out

Hahha