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If you are from Iberia/Italy/Balkans, mind them. They are very useful and can save you from headache when surfing in such kind of forums.
1. Claim your country as the lightest in Southern Europe. Anyone who says the opposite must be choked and spitted.
2. Don't forget to cherry pick photos. Any individuals from your country with light hair and eyes must be posted.
3. If someone tells you you're cherry picking, say to them this is a very common type in your country and accuse them of speaking without seeing even one of your countrymen in real life.
4. Open a classification thread for all of your blonde friends and relatives.
5. If you are Spanish/Portuguese, say your people have high amount of Celtic blood. If you are Italian, say your people have high amount of Germanic blood. If you are Balkan Slav, say all Slavs look similar.
6. If you are from the Balkans (excl. Greece), say your people look Eastern European. There is no overlap with Italians and Greeks even though they are your neighbors. Your country has nothing to do with the Mediterranean.
7. If you are Greek/Southern Italian, call everyone who says your people overlap with Levantines dumb, ignorant, and don't forget to mention when you had great civilization, their people lived in caves.
8. Call all stereotypes about your people American/Northern European bullshit.
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