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    Brezhnev decides to visit Cuba and sends his request to Cubans. Then Cubans asks a painter to draw Brezhnev in Cuba to honour him but he declines because he doesnt know Brezhnev. Then a Turkish guy tells Cubans that he can draw him in exchange of one box of cigars and they let him do it. After he finishes his masterpiece shows it to Cubans and they get all shocked. Because there are one couple having sex on the picture. They ask Turkish guy: Who are they he says: she is Brezhnev s wife and he is his gardener they ask again: where is Brezhnev Turkish guy answers He is in Cuba.

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    Wink a classic from berlin during september-october of 1940

    adolf hitler, hermann göring, and joseph goebbels die in a aeroplane crash — who is saved?

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    Wir wollen endlich den Volkskanzler, schnauze voll von den Einheitsparteien

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    Cool "Andrei Sukhovetsky, the commanding general of the Russian 7th Airborne Division, was killed..."

    For the past week in Moscow,
    a gentleman buys the newspaper at a side-walk news-stand
    and, after a quick glance at the front page,
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    "Why? Why do you do that? What are you looking for?"

    "I'm just checking for an obituary."

    "Those aren't on the front page."

    "The one I'm looking for will be."




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    rolleyes some guys do not understand when a woman finds them attractive — and talks her out of the mood



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    -Where do Arab men go to see naked women?

    -To the Gaza Strip Club
    “Learn how to see. Realize that everything connects with everything else.”
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    Thumbs up there are some girls that just make every thing in life better



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    rolleyes more comedic than fiction

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    I am knowledgeable concerning physical anthropology.

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