A Few Jokes

[Mortimer]

My joke, i like how it is "anti-french" (having fun without paying a cent) but at the same time also "anti-german" (at the end where they get beaten by the french)

https://www.tiktok.com/@themortimer8...23185961600544

[Your Old Comrade]

[Your Old Comrade]

World War II navy joke:

"The British drink whiskey, the Americans beer, the Japanese Sake, but the Italians stick to port!"

[Smaland]

[thatoneton]

A political joke - Donald Tusk talks with Ursula von der Leyen:

DT: So, how much will we get for a start?
UL: 300 000
DT: Euro?
UL: No, Refugees

[BakersfieldChimp]

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?


A: Dress her up as an altar boy...

[Mr.G]

This joke is a little uncouth but I'm not good at remembering jokes and this one has been stubbornly stuck in my head since middle school. So, maybe I can curse some of you with it now haha..

Q: Why did the condom fly off the dick?

A: It got pissed off

[Your Old Comrade]

Wahahahahaha ! The cheese refered to is the infamous Corsican casu martzu.

[Your Old Comrade]

[Smaland]

There is a city in the U.S. named Moscow, Idaho, and the high school team mascot is the Bears. Just for fun, for one season, the athletic teams could change their team name to: The Heroes of Socialist Labor.