The Official Sex Tips Thread.

[arcticwolf]

Post things you like, the way you like them done. Things you want to try but are unsure about, ask other users their take on it or experience with it. Show off you master level love making skills, impress the opposite gender, help those who are imagination challenged. Now dazzle us with your expertise and imagination! As always be classy! Vulgar and ugly are a turn off! Get to work!

[Mary]

[Osprey]

[arcticwolf]

This is a serious thread, you people are not being serious!

[Osprey]

This is a serious thread, you people are not being serious!

If Mary is not serious on sex, then how can you expect others to be

[Mary]

This is a serious thread, you people are not being serious!

I guess it's supposed to be an academic thread, huh?

[arcticwolf]

Mary here is your chance to give good classy advice. Come on I know you've got it in you.

[Mary]

Mary here is your chance to give good classy advice. Come on I know you've got it in you.

You mean: "How do I get laid?"

Well, you need to follow these three steps:

1) Take a shower

2) Go to a place where there are women

3) Mind your own business

Eventually women will come up to you.

[arcticwolf]

You mean: "How do I get laid?"

Well, you need to follow these three steps:

1) Take a shower

2) Go to a place where there are women

3) Mind your own business

Eventually women will come up to you.

That's not exactly what this thread is all about. It's tips, things we like to do or we don't in bed or anywhere else we are making love on/at/in. All that is love making, the sensual and not so sensual stuff. You are a grown ass woman, you know what this is all about.

I'm going to bed ... alone, need to get some zzzzzzs See ya Mary, be good.

[Contra Mundum]

If they had sex, chuck norris would be dead of a heart attack. He's pretty old and she looks young and fit.