Nederlandse humor

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Hij was fijn !

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A lot can be said about our Parliament.. but at least they're hilarious:

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Hoppa !

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[♥ Lily ♥]

Every time I eat eggs benedict I'm reminded of my time in the Netherlands.

You know, my Holland days.

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Someone took the time to translate the lyrics:

I'm a twenty year old girl
I study psychology
And I like thinking critically
Debating and polemics too
And if I disagree with anything said in class
I'll shout "FILTHY FASCISTS"
And I'll just go away

'Cause I'm woke
So woke
I'm more awake than ever before
I'm on Twitter
So know exactly what's going on
And I've chopped the whole world into groups
Yeah I'm woke
So woke
I'm more awake than ever before
Hear what I sing
Listen to what I've to teach
And if you disagree
Well than you are just trash
Yeah I'm woke

When you meet a person of colour
Then don't use an old word
No N-Word
No black
No coloured
No moor
Me, I am woke
I know exactly what to do I'll say
"Hey, sorry for everything!"
And then I'll walk right along

And men are bastards
They're all pieces of crap
They suppress all the women
Think they're better than them
And all men that agree
Should be taken away
Except for the Islamic men
Because it's a cultural thing

Cause I'm woke
So woke
I'm more woke than ever before
I'm on Twitter
So know exactly what's going on
Even though I've blocked the hell out of everyone right of me
Yeah I'm woke

Haaa-aa-aa
Haaa-haa-haa
Wiiii-uuu-wiii

And I'm a heterosexual
So life is hard on me
My best girlfriend
She's so brave and gay
Last week she asked me
Would you like to try with me
And I really didn't want to
But I didn't want to discriminate
I played along with her
Don't think that she noticed
It was a very long night and was painfully f*sted
But she's got a hard life so I can do that too
I carry the burden of the oppressed cause only then are you woke
Yeah I'm woke
Woke

But now everything has changed
I was watching TV with a group of my friends
There was this white male
Who made a few jokes
About handicapped people
And I accidentally laughed
Don't know what it was but I just had to laugh
Just an impuls or I don't know what

My friends
They all went away
Left me behind
And now I'm here all alone

I was woke
So woke
I was more awake than ever before
I was on Twitter
So knew exactly what went on
But now I can no longer read
'Cause I'm blocked by everyone
Yeah I was woke
So woke I was more awake than ever before
And I didn't want to offend anyone
But my agency sucked
So all I now can do
Is think of those times so long ago
I used to be woke

Haaa-aa-aa
Haaa-haa-haa
Wiiii-uuu-wiii

I used to be woke

Haaa-aa-aa
Haaa-haa-haa
Wiiii-uuu-wiii

Wooooke

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Afrikaans maar wel grappig:

Jannie vloek verskriklik. Dominee vra hom of hy nie bang is vir die duiwel nie.

Jannie antwoord: "Not a f*k. Jy is die een wat moet worry. Jy praat elke Sondag k*k van hom!

[♥ Lily ♥]

https://www.dagelijksestandaard.nl/2...-jinek-en-op1/

Mark Rutte (VVD) Geslacht: mannelijk (voor zover bekend!)

Rob Jetten (D66) Eigenschappen: Drugs

Motto: Alles legaliseren, behalve het referendum.

Tunahan Kuzu (Denk) Voorkeur: Halal.

[♥ Lily ♥]

CDA = lame copycats! (Nowhere near as good and funny as the original by the PVV.)

https://twitter.com/MinBijleveld/sta...87307893088257