Bosnian jokes

[Hurrem sultana]

Student je pao na ispitu iz logike.
Evo razgovora sa profesorom tom prilikom.


Student: Vi me kaznjavate, razumete li uopste vi nesto o tome?

Profesor: Naravno, inace ne bih bio profesor.

Student: OK, pitacu vas nesto. Ako znate tacan odgovor, dobijam peticu i odlazim. Ako ne znate odgovor, dacete mi desetku.

Profesor (nakon kraceg razmisljanja): OK, prihvatam!

Student: Sta je legalno (zakonito) a nije logicno, sta je logicno a nije legalno, a sta nije ni logicno ni legalno?

Profesor je dugo razmisljao, ali nije nasao pravi odgovor i dao je studentu desetku. Nakon toga ga je pitao za odgovor.

Student odmah odgovori: Vi imate 53 godine i ozenjeni ste jednom 23-godisnjakinjom; to je legalno, ali nije logicno.
Vasa zena ima 24-godisnjaka za ljubavnika, sto je logicno, ali nije legalno.
Vi dajete desetku ljubavniku vase zene, iako je trebao pasti na ispitu, sto nije ni
logicno, ni legalno.

[memobekes]

If you were to translate these jokes word for word into Serbo-Croatian, would they still retain the same meanings?

[Hurrem sultana]

If you were to translate these jokes word for word into Serbo-Croatian, would they still retain the same meanings?

you mean english?

[memobekes]

No, specifically Serbian and Croatian because even just a word can make a big difference.

[Hurrem sultana]

this one can be translated into any language and it will be same,i guess only if you have very different sense of humour it wont be same

[memobekes]

Well not really because when i sometimes want to translate a Turkish joke into English, the outcome that i'm looking for doesn't always go according to plan. They usually don't make much sense. Even with our curse words, if you translate them into English they either don't make sense or they're just funny.

[Hurrem sultana]

Well not really because when i sometimes want to translate a Turkish joke into English, the outcome that i'm looking for doesn't always go according to plan. They usually don't make much sense. Even with our curse words, if you translate them into English they either don't make sense or they're just funny.

I know what you mean,some jokes can not be translated,but the one i posted can,or so i think

[Insuperable]

Its very good one

[Hurrem sultana]

Objašnjava učiteljica matematiku Bosancu. . .
- Ako ti imaš 100 KM, a ja ti uzmem 50 KM, koliko će ti ostat ?
- Štaš' bona ti uzet ?!

[Mraz]

Zivotni moto Crnogorca:
Kad se jede : jedem
Kad se pije : pijem
Kad se radi : ne smetam

Montenegrian jokes are the best