Which one represents you?

[Pecheneg]

1. INTERNET TOUGH GUY



Behold, the Internet Tough Guy. He talks big shit online, and doesn't afraid of anything. As he will thoroughly explain to you, he is respected and feared by ALL; no way he's skittish to casually throw around ep1c insultz and one-lieners like "go fuck yourself," or "u aint done sucking my dick." He swears a lot just to show how hardcore he is. God help you if you even dare defy him by delivering some sort of retort when he says something to you, or practicing logic on his userpage, or even reading whatever he posted and writing replies of disagreement (or even agreeing responses, in some cases) relating exactly to what you just read ... No, you can't do that. No. No. You don't even know him or what he's about. Internet Tough Guy isn't someone you should mess with, ever. That's right, you cross the line and he will come to your house and fuck you up so bad and rape you so hard and kill you so god damn dead OH SHIT. You must have pissed yourself by now from these horrific threats of bodily harm. Because if someone threatens you online, that's it. Game over man. Game over! You are d-e-a-d, DEAD! Nothing can save you. Not even that new dog you just bought. You might as well kill yourself now...



Serhildan is perfect example;

Stop hiding in front of a computer and say that "all Kurds should die" in front of a real Kurd, I dare you.

I have also beaten up several Arabs (unfortunately there were no Turks at my school) that have insulted Kurds. No Turk or Arab can fuck me in a one on one fight. They are too busy wanking while I'm at the gym.

you are pussy, try and say it in front of a real Kurd. He/she will kill you, literally kill you.

You retard, Im not afraid of any Turk. When my geography teacher at school found out I'm a Kurd, the next day, she hung a poster of Ataturk on her wall. I ripped it in front of her mongolian face.

Fuck you, just fuck you!
You, you are a fucking dick head and people like you should die.

2. INTERNET ASSHOLE


These guys love to flame you for the lulz. It is interesting to note that the Internet Tough Guy's arch-nemesis is the Internet asshole, despite the fact that they share many of the same characteristics. Because this guy is so much more mature than you and everyone you'll ever meet, he will frequently call the victim a "child," "young one" and "shotacon," as well as other kinds of almost not so insulting names, implying youth and frailty. They might even call them "boy" because, as you already know, there no girls on the Internet. They will also get extremely butthurt if the things they say are called threats. They prefer to call everything they say "facts," because they are so much moar smarter than you, and so much more maturerer than you are.


Ayazid is perfect example;














3. ATTENTION WHORE


Simply; a person who behaves in an unsightly way simply to attract attention.
Most commonly found on the Internets.










4. TROLL


Similar breed to Internet Asshole, Most people who identify as a troll are, unsurprisingly, 12 year old kids with nothing of value to contribute, people angered by a ban, or users upset that no one pays attention to them. As expected, the only harm they do is make themselves look like butthurt idiots. Typically their posts are overly abusive, conspicuous and badly written. The topics are generally well known to be abused by Trolls and the poster would never be able to pass for genuinely interested in their question because of it.

Truth (failtroll);



A good troll on the other hand is usually extremely difficult to out: knowing what they're doing, they are able to bluff through a whole argument, giving the impression that they're truly interested in the topic while watching the whole community go down on the thread in a mass of flame wars, ad hominem attacks and much generally much anger.









Which one represents you?

[Dacul]

One of the best threads from Theapricity ever.
However,people lacks courage and sense of humour to vote here.

[Sir Mittens]

I wouldn't call myself any of the alternatives. I feel like I am a quiet observer. Y'know... stalker of you, and you.

[leisitox]

Im not the protagonist, thats all.

[Osprey]

I wouldn't call myself any of the alternatives. I feel like I am a quiet observer. Y'know... stalker of you, and you.

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