Satan has tried to infiltrate my home!

[King Claus]

Children of God, I have an important message for you all.

I regret to inform you that I caught my ex-son, Caleb, in one of the most sinning acts in the eyes of our lord. Yes, fellow cristians, I have caught my ex-son in a homo-gay relationship.

Satan has tried to infiltrate my house of God by using one of my own spawn. Under the ‘watchful’ eye of my less than trustworthy wife, I found that he has been partaking in dabbling in Satan’s pool of Homosexual lies. He has blinded my ex-child to the light of god, influencing him to walk the path of a sinner. I tried to show him of God, but the gay Japanese had already gotten to him with their gay anime pornography.

I found games such as Pokemon and Harvest Moon in his room. I have researched these games and found out that they use shiney graphics and cutesy beasts to lure children into buying the satanic homo-bait. I have discovered these games involve subtle homo-gay messages that fill your child’s minds with filth, such as disgusting transexuals and dressing males in disgraceful gay outfits designed by the Japanese.

I urge you to search through your child’s room for any games and research them online. You never know where satan is hiding.

Fear not, for I have already kicked this sinner out of my house and disowned him as my own child. I pray daily that his homosexual lies have not gotten to my two, beautiful christian daughters. My wife has recieved a gentle beating for her part in this unholy act of satan.

Satan has tried to destroy my peaceful, christian home using one of the most filthy methods of all. I have managed to stay strong and faithful to my lord, and will as many times as I must.

I must seek advice from you all. How should I further act to redeem my family in the eyes of the holy lord?

[safinator]

When they opened the gates
We emerged from the dark
There was no turning back
We go straight for your throat

Our time has come - Through the wars of the damned
We bring darkness and death - To your sacred land

See that look in your eye
Like a long lost child
But your reign had to end
You're a poison and dead

Our time is here - Through the wars of the damned
We bring darkness and death - To your dying land
We lasted throughout - Despite holy lies
Impotent to deny

Regé Satanas - Satan's reign
Regé Satanas - Satan's reign

The extinction of sin
Broken churches lay bare
Now their mental oppression
Saying nought but prayers

Our time is about - Through unholy wars
You are over and out - Damned day walkers

Regé Satanas - Regé Satanas
Regé Satanas - Regé Satanas
Satanas - Satanas - Satanas - Satanas
Satanas - Satanas - Satanas - Satanas
Satanas - Satanas - Satanas - Satanas
Satanas - Satanas - Satanas - Satanas

[Lithium]

I guess you need some exorcism over there

[Nurzat]

whaa.. ?

[King Claus]

I guess you need some exorcism over there

Yes, but not only there

[Fortis in Arduis]

Might I suggest that you contact quickly the Westboro Baptist Church and see if you can arrange to pray away the gay?

I am assuming that that you are a protestant evangelical of some variable.

This could be the way to cast out the Devil.

Thanks in advance.

[Blackout]

Huhuhuhahaha!

What happened to your son?

[King Claus]

Huhuhuhahaha!

What happened to your son?

I stripped him from the privilige to be my family member

[SKYNET]

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[King Claus]

I was talking with James the other day about the same subject and he told me this :

"James: This is a difficult but necessary letter to write. I hope your telephone call was not to receive my blessing for the degrading of your lifestyle. I have fond memories of our times together, but that is all in the past. Don’t expect any further conversations With me. No communications at all. I will not come to visit, nor do I want you in my house. You’ve made your choice though Wrong it may be. God did not intend for this unnatural lifestyle. If you choose not to attend my funeral, my friends and family will understand. Have a good birthday and good life. No present exchanges will be accepted. Goodbye, Dad."