I don't have a boyfriend what should I do?

**Comte Arnau** · 12-26-2012, 05:46 PM

95% can get a boyfriend as soon as they really want it.
Only 5% will be satisfied with what they get.

**Mary** · 12-26-2012, 05:47 PM

First you will be in denial "I am not fat/ugly/frigid/annoying". If you don't have a boyfriend you are one or more of these things.

Then you will complain at the things I tell you to do. "I don't want to look like a porn star that's vulgar". "I don't want to have porn sex it's degrading". "I want to have an opinion of my own". If you think like this you will not get a boyfriend. And end up alone with 17 cats.

Your future cats,

If you think this is cute you will not get a boyfriend.

**Mary** · 12-26-2012, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by Count Arnau

95% can get a boyfriend as soon as they really want it.
Only 5% will be satisfied with what they get.

It's true this is why I say that fat and ugly women can get boyfriends too, so it's usually the other stuff that's the problem.

**Mary** · 12-26-2012, 05:58 PM

Oh, I forgot that you will think "that advice only works for you. You're kind of girl that likes porn sex and to serve the man. I am a feminist/feisty woman/have an opinion of my own/really cool bitch/a nice girl/have it going on." No, this standard advice will work for all women, with minor variations. You can ask me about your specific variation.

There will be some men that say "I don't want that kind of woman. I want a woman with an opinion of her own." They tell you what you want to hear so they can take advantage of you. "Yeah I agree I think you're a really cool bitch/nice girl."

**Mary** · 12-26-2012, 06:01 PM

There's nothing cool about not having a boyfriend. Normal people think that you're a loser.

Don't be butthurt in this thread. Yes, what I say is true. No, I do not suck and I'm not crazy/trolling/mean.

**Queen B** · 12-26-2012, 06:14 PM

I have a boyfriend, and I don't look like a Pornstar, I don't do degrading stuff on sex, and I have an opinion on my own.

**Mary** · 12-26-2012, 06:21 PM

I know what you're thinking. "Okay, I admit that your three simple steps will get you a boyfriend. But I don't want to get a boyfriend in that way because I think it's degrading. I want to do it my way." If you're thinking this way, you're on a loosing streak. Why? Because the prime age for a woman to find a partner is from 15-25. If we count from when the woman stops being a kid and starts investing in looking for a boyfriend at 15-16, she has 10 years to find a partner.

From the moment I stopped being a kid and started looking for a partner I invested in the fore mentioned strategy: look hot, like sex, be nice. It took me about a month to net a man for life.

If from that same moment (at 15-16 years of age) in your life you invested in a different strategy, and it hasn't netted you a man for life yet, you fail as a woman.

If you still think that getting a partner is not that important because your mother and TV said so. You haven't even entered into adulthood as a woman. Because you see, when you turn 15-16 you're a grown woman and should start looking for a life partner. If you did not know this, you fail at life.

So you need to drop the bullshit in your life and get with the program before it's too late.

**Mary** · 12-26-2012, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by dandelion

I have a boyfriend, and I don't look like a Pornstar, I don't do degrading stuff on sex, and I have an opinion on my own.

In such cases the woman is either

a) Older, meaning older than 30. Or she's dating an older man. Big generational difference.

b) Dating a total loser.

c) With a guy that's taking advantage of her.

Do any of these points fit you?

**~~Dacul~~** · 12-26-2012, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by Mary

So why do you not have a boyfriend? These are the most common causes,

* You're ugly
* You're fat
* You're frigid
* You have bullshit in your life
* You bought into a strange lifestyle
* You're socially awkward

If you're ugly and fat you're going to know this so that's usually not your main problem. Remember even fat and ugly women get boyfriends. Your main problem is usually the last three points,

* Bullshit
* Lifestyle
* Social awkwardness

Bullshit means basically things like self respect. Ego, prudeness, what your mother told you, what your friends say, what you imagine that people think of you, the fear of being bullied, the fear of being socially ostracized.

Lifestyle means doing shit you saw on TV. Because you think it's cool. Trying to be someone you're not.

Social awkwardness means having no clue about how men work. Buying into whatever Cosmo tells you about men. Listening to what your mom tells you about men. Using your dad for a benchmark for how men are. Having no clue that you're not attractive to the opposite sex, and why.

Now what? You need to drop all of this and do the following three simple things,

1) Look hot
2) Like sex
3) Be nice

Looking hot means not looking like the celebrities on TV. It means looking like a porn star.

Liking sex means doing vulgar and degrading sex acts. Watch porn.

Be nice means being like a flight attendant. Don't have an opinion of your own. If there's something you don't like suck it up.

Lol Mary is really noob.

**Queen B** · 12-26-2012, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by Mary

In such cases the woman is either

a) Older, meaning older than 30. Or she's dating an older man. Big generational difference.

b) Dating a total loser.

c) With a guy that's taking advantage of her.

Do any of these points fit you?

None. I m less than 30. The guy I am dating is actually considered a ''catch'', and he is not taking advantage of me.