11 reasons why Winnie The Pooh characters are on drugs

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Eeyore is an extremely gloomy donkey and has a very bad habit of losing his tail! He’s slow, doesn’t care about anything except that his friends remember his birthday, tired and depressed. (Barbiturates)





Pooh has little brains, does a lot of silly things, and his love for honey (hunny) is endless. He’s forgetful and has a vivid imagination. (Cannabis, Marijuana)





Christopher Robbin is the master of the 100 Acre Woods who thought he could see and talk to the imaginary animals. (LSD, Mescaline)





Piglet is a very brave animal as supposed to his diminutive size and frame of a timid pink pig. He’s afraid of everything and constantly becomes paranoid. (Cocaine)





Gopher likes working on projects that involve building tunnels or projects which could be used by the other members in the forest. He likes being alone and has slurred speech, plus he has a bad habit of falling into his own holes. (Alcoholic)





Owl is always forthcoming in offering his advice, opinions and anecdotes irrespective of others wanting it. He also loves telling stories related to his relatives. (Drug dealer, Opium)





Roo is hyperactive and constantly moving around. He also has a hard time keeping quite and following directions. (Amphetamines, Speed)





Kanga is the only female in the 100 acre woods and is always excited and offering her services to others. (Crack)





Rabbit is pushy and makes his own decisions, is able to spell better compared to all the other animals and loves to garden. (Mushrooms)





Tigger is a very Bouncy Animal and resembles a tiger. He is always in an electrifying & exuberant mood and loves to bounce, bounce and bounce. (Ecstasy)





Heffalump is lavender and has a trunk similar to what an elephant has. He’s consider by many to be a fictional character of the 100 Acre Wood. (Heroin)

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lol Good stuff!

[Balmung]

None of the drugs they take are as strong as the stuff Donald takes.

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Thats my nigga though.

[Furnace]

None of the drugs they take are as strong as the stuff Donald takes.

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Thats my nigga though.

Donald is on bath salts..

[Lemon Kush]

lol

[Lemon Kush]

None of the drugs they take are as strong as the stuff Donald takes.

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Thats my nigga though.

Um, steroids? Looks like he's on a roid rage.

[Svipdag]

{sigh} Desist. You are spoiling the magic of childhood. it's fragile enough as it is. [I know, I know...it's just satire ]

[MarkyMark]

Every character is actually a representation of common psyciatric disorders.

[Midori]

Eeyore has always been my favourite. He's like me in cartoon version

[RenaRyuguu]

Ok let me comment this from a normal perspective.



There's the biopic of the kid Christopher Robin who wrote it apparently and made lots of money.

Now they lived in a house with lots of plants and kids eat everything so I'm pretty sure he was high all the time and spoke to his soft toys.

The relationship between writer AA Milne and his son, Christopher Robin, and how this became the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh.

ok that's the plot of the movie but if you actually watch the movie. Christopher wrote the book not the dad.

But at the time who would read a book written by a kid? So they had to say it was the dad who wrote it.

Mr. A. A. Milne