I think I was the most beta/omega looking teen

[Mistel]

Cynewald, you weren't an unattractive teenager. You were just a teenager with a bad haircut, like many of them have. Instead of making all these threads complaining how women have it so much easier or how the average guy can't get an average girlfriend, why don't you try working on your personality maybe and self-confidence? Your looks aren't what is letting you down. You're actually a good-looking guy.

[Sisak]

It was most popular hairstyle in the 90s, I was adored this hairstyle. It has been popularized by Nick from Backstreet Boys.

[Han Cholo]

Fuck, this is the most assymetrical hairline I've ever seen:

[Absinthe]

^ This guy appears as having had cranial surgery to me, hence the hairline...

[Wadaad]

"this guy" ...LOL I can tell you're not much of a football fan.

That's Frank Ribiery, France's best player IMO. He is also a convert to Islam. you're right though he went through reconstuctive surgery after a car accident IIRC.

[Absinthe]

LOL I can tell you're not much of a football fan.

Rather, not at all a football fan... It is quite obvious this guy has had surgery. He shouldn't be on this supposed list of ugly people posted above.