Is God Jewish?

[Queen B]

Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his mother
thought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.

That would make him Greek

[alfieb]

That would make him Greek

I'd say Sicilian, but then he wouldn't move out until he was 45.

[Anglojew]

There was no affair.

Legitimacy refers to whether the parents were united in the eyes of God. When God happens to be one of the parents, I think it's hard for you to be illegitimate.

So God lives by the same rules as Bill Clinton?

[Anglojew]

I'd say Sicilian, but then he wouldn't move out until he was 45.

Let's say there is a God, okay?
Who's saying that Jew's are God's chosen people?

Deuteronomy Chapter 14 דְּבָרִים

ב כִּי עַם קָדוֹשׁ אַתָּה, לַיהוָה אֱלֹהֶיךָ; וּבְךָ בָּחַר יְהוָה, לִהְיוֹת לוֹ לְעַם סְגֻלָּה, מִכֹּל הָעַמִּים, אֲשֶׁר עַל-פְּנֵי הָאֲדָמָה. {ס} 2 For thou art a holy people unto the LORD thy God, and the LORD hath chosen thee to be His own treasure out of all peoples that are upon the face of the earth. {S}

[alfieb]

So God lives by the same rules as Bill Clinton?

Bill Clinton was born William Blythe, changed his name, made himself an Irish-American despite zero Irish ancestry, and became the first black President, despite being white.

[Anglojew]

Bill Clinton was born William Blythe, changed his name, made himself an Irish-American despite zero Irish ancestry, and became the first black President, despite being white.

Was he really not Irish?

[alfieb]

Was he really not Irish?

"Although President Bill Clinton's term of office is now long over, the file on his Irish ancestry remains open, in that claims that his maternal Cassidy ancestors came from Roslea, County Fermanagh, have been shown to have been based merely on wishful thinking."

http://homepage.eircom.net/~seanjmurphy/dir/pres.htm

He's claimed to be Irish-American dozens of times, ironic that it would not be so... yet then again, so did John Kerry, until he found out that his grandfather was a Hungarian Jew named Kohn who converted to Catholicism, changed his name and never told his kids that he wasn't really Irish-Catholic.

[Anglojew]

"Although President Bill Clinton's term of office is now long over, the file on his Irish ancestry remains open, in that claims that his maternal Cassidy ancestors came from Roslea, County Fermanagh, have been shown to have been based merely on wishful thinking."

http://homepage.eircom.net/~seanjmurphy/dir/pres.htm

He's claimed to be Irish-American dozens of times, ironic that it would not be so... yet then again, so did John Kerry, until he found out that his grandfather was a Hungarian Jew named Kohn who converted to Catholicism, changed his name and never told his kids that he wasn't really Irish-Catholic.

It's a little like John Kerry who's really a Jew called Kohn (Cohen) but who's dad pretended to be Irish Catholic.

[Queen B]

Deuteronomy Chapter

And why should I accept this religious book as the true one ?
Why should God, if he exists, should be the God you believe, and you have formed in a religion?

[alfieb]

It's a little like John Kerry who's really a Jew called Kohn (Cohen) but who's dad pretended to be Irish Catholic.

You quoted a post where I said the very same thing.

He's claimed to be Irish-American dozens of times, ironic that it would not be so... yet then again, so did John Kerry, until he found out that his grandfather was a Hungarian Jew named Kohn who converted to Catholicism, changed his name and never told his kids that he wasn't really Irish-Catholic.