The "Prettiest/Most Handsome Hands and Feet Contest" Thread.

**SuuT** · 09-25-2009, 04:07 PM

Prettiest for the ladies, most Handsome for the gentlemen, obviously.

Rules:

1.) If you have bunions, hammer toes, ingrown toenails, or any manner of visible fungus, you must post first.

2.) Only one submission per Aprician (unless you intend encasing your feet in Jell-O, or something. Then, by all means: One submission will not suffice): make it count.

3.) Ladies, feel free to dust-off the slut shoes that have lain dormant underneath the box of half-used toiletries in the bathroom closet since your honeymoon. For all you single ladies, they're over there - by the front door.
3.a.) The majority of the foot must be visible: think 'strappy'.
3.b.) Tiny little barely visible bows earn you extra points.

4.) Men, clip your nails: Ladies will be viewing this thread and making up all manner of complete bullshit in their own heads about you based on your hands and feet and it is your responsibility, as a man, to reinforce said delusions.

The judges for the ladies WILL BE:
1.) ME
2.) Loki
3.) Wat
4.) Psycho
5.) The next dood to make a "Mongoloid" thread.

The judges for the men WILL BE:
1.) Foxie
2.) Lady L.
3.) Aemma
4.) Friggin' Spindle
5.) The next chick to bitch about a "Mongoloid" thread.

Good luck: And may the best appendages win.

P.s. I will be posting mine later today or monday.

Disclaimer: All decisions are final. Any hurt feelings are the soul responsibility of your nasty-ass gnarly feet and/or hands. Prize amounts are subject to change at any time and since the prize is currently zero this should not pose too much of a problem.

**~~Aemma~~** · 09-25-2009, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by SuuT

Prettiest for the ladies, most Handsome for the gentlemen, obviously.

Rules:

1.) If you have bunions, hammer toes, ingrown toenails, or any manner of visible fungus, you must post first.

2.) Only one submission per Aprician (unless you intend encasing your feet in Jell-O, or something. Then, by all means: One submission will not suffice): make it count.

3.) Ladies, feel free to dust-off the slut shoes that have lain dormant underneath the box of half-used toiletries in the bathroom closet since your honeymoon. For all you single ladies, they're over there - by the front door.
3.a.) The majority of the foot must be visible: think 'strappy'.
3.b.) Tiny little barely visible bows earn you extra points.

4.) Men, clip your nails: Ladies will be viewing this thread and making up all manner of complete bullshit in their own heads about you based on your hands and feet and it is your responsibility, as a man, to reinforce said delusions.

The judges for the ladies WILL BE:
1.) ME
2.) Loki
3.) Wat
4.) Psycho
5.) The next dood to make a "Mongoloid" thread.

The judges for the men WILL BE:
1.) Foxie
2.) Lady L.
3.) Aemma
4.) Friggin' Spindle
5.) The next chick to bitch about a "Mongoloid" thread.

Good luck: And may the best appendages win.

P.s. I will be posting mine later today or monday.

Disclaimer: All decisions are final. Any hurt feelings are the soul responsibility of your nasty-ass gnarly feet and/or hands. Prize amounts are subject to change at any time and since the prize is currently zero this should not pose too much of a problem.

LMAO! This has got to be one of the funniest contests ever! LOL

Oh but you know regarding this:

Men, clip your nails: Ladies will be viewing this thread and making up all manner of complete bullshit in their own heads about you based on your hands and feet and it is your responsibility, as a man, to reinforce said delusions.

If choosing a male companion based on feet was good enough for Skadi herself, it should suffice for us mere mortal women as well.