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Hah good joke! My training regime mirrored that of the S.A.S (minus weapons /parachute training etc) back in 2011, im confident i wont have problems 'wringing' that chicken neck of yours.Doubt your fragile vampire hands can reach my cromagnon neck before I swat you down with my big black long-ranged dildo. Science, yo.
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You see, the problem here is not the penis itself.
The problem is WHO is attached to the penis.
Dildo's don't whine, don't pass judgement, don't carry diseases, don't make pregnant, have no expectations. They don't lie or cheat. AND they hit the spot each and every time!!
I'd say a dildo is a good deal. At least you know what you're getting, which is all the pros without the cons.
Last edited by Kazimiera; 08-16-2013 at 02:26 PM.
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Should dildos be allowed to create discussion threads on Apricity? Because one just did.
"Tradition is tending the flame, not worshiping the ashes." - Gustav Mahler
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They already do, with strap ons lol.
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What.
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Why not?
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