Originally Posted by
Florstadt
Of course! Forget the United States of America, Trump secretly yearned for the United Servants of Israel.
Because, you know, the entire U.S. foreign policy revolves around Israel's breakfast choices. Forget about economic powerhouses, global security, and all that jazz; it's really about making sure Israel gets the perfect omelette every morning. Someone grab Uncle Sam a chef's hat.
Heaven forbid! America's interest in the Middle East is just a rumor. I mean, who needs vast oil reserves, strategic geopolitical influence, and a dash of regional stability? You are probably just there for the falafel recipes and scenic camel rides.
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