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    Default A Demon took my cannolis last night

    Pisans, this isn't some April Joke Day gag. I live alone and when I went to bed last night I swear there were three cannolis from Dino's in fridge. I wake up the next more and they're gone! I swear this is something only a demon could do. No signs of breaking and entering. Pray for me cuz because I don't know what they'll do next. I need your prays and your thumbs up to get through this. I called mom but she says I got a screw loose.

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    Do you take any meds?

    I take meds before bedtime and have woken up numerous times to food going missing. Turns out the medication makes you hungry and have amnesia.

    Sometimes there are also telltale signs of food stuck around my mouth the following morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kazimiera View Post
    Do you take any meds?

    I take meds before bedtime and have woken up numerous times to food going missing. Turns out the medication makes you hungry and have amnesia.

    Sometimes there are also telltale signs of food stuck around my mouth the following morning.
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    You're sleep-eating. It happens.

    Next time, put some ink on the containers around the food, so that if it is you, you will have inky fingers in the morning.

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