Isn't "Average looking" a spectrum? (High end average= attractive)

[BakersfieldChimp]

But remember - rich can yodel.

That is a very true. Many women have spent their youth with exciting "devil may care" chaps who go into things such as Rocket Science and Nuclear Physics.
However, when the women are ready to settle down and start a family. They know they better find themselves a part time fast food worker.
Especially one that yodels!