Ask the Colonel Anything

[Colonel Frank Grimes]

Have you been to any countries outside of the USA besides Spain?

When you fly on a plane, do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?

Portugal.

Aisle seat.

What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received?

Compliments make me uncomfortable.

What is the best concert you have ever been to?

I've never been to a concert.

What are some things you wish you had known when you were younger?

I wish I had jumped on Bitcoin in 2010 when it was introduced to me.

What’s the weirdest thing that happened to you this week?

I wrote my zipcode on an envelope instead of the city it was going. I realized my mistake before I mailed it.

How old were you when you French kissed for the first time?

13

What is your IQ?

In the mid-120s, most likely.

Do you have a favorite holiday? What is it?

Halloween

[~Elizabeth~]

Thank you for answering my questions.

[oszkar07]

have you ever taken a road trip

how many states in America have you been to

beside NJ , what would be your favourite state

what would be your least favourite state

have you ever met any native NJ celebs, for example Springsteen or Bon Jovi

which would you prefer to use, an ankle lock ,a rear naked choke , or an arm bar

[~Elizabeth~]

What color is your car? And the interior?

[~Elizabeth~]

Have you ever been on a jury?

[Colonel Frank Grimes]

have you ever taken a road trip

Yes, in Spain.

how many states in America have you been to

NJ, Delaware, Maryland, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, South Dakota, Minnesota, Illinois.

beside NJ , what would be your favourite state

Haven't seen enough states to say.

what would be your least favourite state

I didn't like Massachusetts.

have you ever met any native NJ celebs, for example Springsteen or Bon Jovi

No.

which would you prefer to use, an ankle lock ,a rear naked choke , or an arm bar

Rear naked choke. The person doesn't get hurt but also no longer a problem.

[Colonel Frank Grimes]

What color is your car? And the interior?

White.

Have you ever been on a jury?

Grand jury.

[Celestia]

What’re your thoughts on Chase Oliver?

[Colonel Frank Grimes]

What’re your thoughts on Chase Oliver?

That guy is terrible. I'm tired of a lot of people who call themselves 'Libertarians.'

Many of them are Anarcho-capitalists. We need another Ron Paul who appeals to the American people. We don't need retarded Anarcho-capitalists who appeal to no one (I'm not saying Oliver is an Anarcho-capitalist. He's just shit. The flipside is Dave Smith and Michael Malice (Anarcho-capitalsts) and so it's depressing).

Anyway, I heard some shady shit went down for Oliver to get the nod.

[Incal]

I've never been to a concert.

I'm quite surprised.