Breaking news about Hitler's penis (they may have sequenced his DNA)

[~Elizabeth~]

Groundbreaking DNA analysis of Adolf Hitler's blood has uncovered some extraordinary findings about the dictator's ancestry and possible health conditions.

Painstaking scientific testing by a team of international experts has been able to debunk a rumour on whether Hitler had Jewish ancestry (he didn't) and determine that he had a genetic disorder which affects the the development of sexual organs - all from an old blood-stained swatch of fabric.

While clickbait headlines have focused on whether the Nazi dictator had a micropenis and only one testicle, more serious are the findings that his DNA showed "very high" scores - in the top 1% - for a predisposition to autism, schizophrenia and bipolar disorder.

Does this mean he had these neurological conditions? Absolutely not, say the experts - it's not a diagnosis.

The bloodied swatch of fabric - now 80 years old - was cut out of the sofa in Hitler's underground bunker, where he killed himself when Allied forces descended on Berlin at the end of World War Two.

While inspecting the bunker, Colonel Roswell P Rosengren of the US army saw an opportunity to get a unique war trophy and he pocketed the fabric. It's now framed and on display at the Gettysburg Museum of History in the US.

The scientists are confident it really is Hitler's blood, because they were able to perfectly match the Y-chromosome with a DNA sample from a male relative that had been collected a decade prior.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/oth...ne/ar-AA1Qtl5Y

[DutchLion]

While clickbait headlines have focused on whether the Nazi dictator had a micropenis and only one testicle, more serious are the findings that his DNA showed "very high" scores - in the top 1% - for a predisposition to autism, schizophrenia and bipolar disorder.

Pure propaganda :

[villainchai]

I never understood people who criticized Hitler's artwork. It's genuinely very good. I'd like to see people critical of it do better.

This is not a political endorsement. Just about artwork.

[Atlas Shrug]

I never understood people who criticized Hitler's artwork. It's genuinely very good. I'd like to see people critical of it do better.

This is not a political endorsement. Just about artwork.

I don’t like it. Bro painted some pretty buildings, big whoop. Show me his paintings of people, dynamic scenes, or anything that evokes a single genuine emotion out of the viewer. His art is sterile and clinical

[Salty Ears]

What he painted, is this is the Cologne Cathedral? It is considered one of the most majestic and monumental buildings in Europe, and this painting does not evoke any feelings or desire to see the cathedral in person.

Edit: it is in cathedral from Vienna. OK, any way nothing special in this paintings, some technics without emotions and ideas

[vintagenetics]

There are not many things more gay than making a thread about the size of a dead man's pp.

[Flashball]

Still waiting for the G25

[Mortimer]

I read that Hitler had one ball because he had a condition that one ball was stuck inside
I had that too and had a ball surgery as seven years old i still have very small uneven balls one better visible then the other my penis is also very small

[Mopi The Dire Wolf]

This micropenis bollox is based on the finding that Hitler had Kallmann syndrome, which can affect secondary sexual traits & leave the person in a state of incomplete puberty

Now, given that Hitler had quite a deep voice & strong facial hair growth, it is clear his secondary sexual traits were not affected

[Atlas Shrug]

Yall going hard on defending shitler. And what facial hair growth? That little shitstain on his lips?