Classify typical looking Greeks

[Queen B]

Αυτούς τους 2 στη φωτογραφία τους πήραν από ένα άλλο φόρουμ, τους είχα βάλει εγώ, αν δεν κάνω λάθος αυτός στα αριστερά είναι Κρητικός και στα δεξιά Κύπριος. Το θυμάμαι καλά γιατί δεν ήξερα ότι ο ένας από τους δύο είναι Κρητικός και τους είχα βάλει στο thread που είχα κάνει μόνο για Ελληνοκύπριους. Από τις χιλιάδες φωτογραφίες που είχα βάλει, διάλεξαν αυτή... Τι να κάνεις, οι ψευδομακεδόνες έχουν μια αδυναμία στους Έλληνες, φαίνεται από μίλια μακριά!

Kale, siga pou tha eksigiseis kai apo panw.
Mia xara anthrwpoi einai, aplws kati zwa san kai autous pou postaroun edw, nomizoun oti OLOI einai etsi.

Καλή μου, οι Έλληνες είναι Έλληνες ό,τι χρώμα και να έχουν και δεν με ενδιαφέρει αν αύριο μας πουν ότι δεν ανήκουμε στην Ευρωπαϊκή παρέα τους. Το πρόβλημα θα είναι δικό τους. Γιατί τότε ότι αξίζει στη ζωή και τον πολιτισμό τους θα τους τα έχουμε δώσει εμείς, οι μη Ευρωπαίοι.

Mwre poios einai stin evrwpaiki parea? Ta skopianopoula pou einai mesa stin guftia? Oi i tourkoi?
As milisei kanenas pragmatikos evrwpaios, kai oxi ta upanaptikta.

[Hess]

The one on the right is too woggish even for Greek standards

well, he's probably "woggier" than the average Greek but he still fits into the Dinaro-Med Category (the Med component being East Med)

[Queen B]

well, he's probably "woggier" than the average Greek but he still fits into the Dinaro-Med Category (the Med component being East Med)

Yes he is woggier than the average Greek, that's why he was cherry picked from a jealous neighbor

[chipriota]

Mwre poios einai stin evrwpaiki parea? Ta skopianopoula pou einai mesa stin guftia? Oi i tourkoi?
As milisei kanenas pragmatikos evrwpaios, kai oxi ta upanaptikta.

Oloi mazi me tous gyftous apo ti Voulgaria pou gemisame edo pera meta tin eisodo tis Voulgarias stin EE. Exoun oloklires perioxes dikes tous, kai otan pernas apo ekei, nomizeis oti vriskesai sti Syria...

[Linet]

Oloi mazi me tous gyftous apo ti Voulgaria pou gemisame edo pera meta tin eisodo tis Voulgarias stin EE. Exoun oloklires perioxes dikes tous, kai otan pernas apo ekei, nomizeis oti vriskesai sti Syria...

lol....
Den to exo paratirisei, se poies perioxes einai? Ego mono Sri-lankezes exo dei pantou...

[chipriota]

lol....
Den to exo paratirisei, se poies perioxes einai? Ego mono Sri-lankezes exo dei pantou...

Stin Kypro, stin perioxi opou meno, exoume gemisei tsigganous apo Voulgaria perissotero, alla kai apo Roumania... To Paralimni kyrios, alla kai i Ayia Napa, einai o paradisos tous! Epeidi exoun ktistei polla spitia kai diamerismata pou proorizontan gia Agglous kai Rossous, to gegonos oti exoun meinei para polles polykatoikies adeies, tous ekane na riksoun tis times tn enoikion ki etsi oi tsigganoi mporoun na menoun se olokainouria diamerismata. Olokainouria tis protes 2-3 meres pou ta pernoun vevea, meta ta kanoun xalia, kai oi idioktites travane ta mallia tous, alla ti na kanoun? Tora vevea mas exoun ferei kai kainouria frouta, Palestinious politikous prosfyges, tous exoun dosei diamerismata dorean, xoris na plironoun oute ena euro, kai tous dinoun kai apo pano epidoma! Elega tis proalles se mia fili mou, an pao ego stin Palestini kai tous po "geia xara, eimai politiki prosfygas apo Kypro", tha mou fytepsoun mia sfaira sto kefali kai telos. Emeis omos prepei na anexomaste kathe karydias karydi giati etsi leei i Europaiki Enosi!

[Linet]

H Europaiki enosi den leei tpt gia epidomata kai dorean spitia...an esi aurio meineis astegi tha sou dosoun ki esena h esi eisai o mlks pou mono plironei gia na exoun oi alloi tsampa?

[Maddy]

At first I was going to say they don't look Greek....but then as I looked closer...the guy in the black shirt looks like a 1/2 Greek I know...except his nose is thinner...skin is lighter....and his eyebrows are thinner (this guy I know waxes his eyebrows though.....)

[Linet]

At first I was going to say they don't look Greek....but then as I looked closer...the guy in the black shirt looks like a 1/2 Greek I know...except his nose is thinner...skin is lighter....and his eyebrows are thinner (this guy I know waxes his eyebrows though.....)

Waxes his brows? .... exile him!!!

[chipriota]

Actually the guy in black shirt is just ugly, whoever is ugly doesn't mean he looks MENA, LOL! The guy in the right looks normal, I don't see anything strange about him. As a matter of fact, I said this above, the guy in black shirt is Cretan and the other one is Cypriot.