Justice for Ötzi Calculator (Scaled G25)

[gixajo]

He was just too ugly to live.

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Are you confessing to her murder or are you simply stating your opinion about her beauty?

The first makes you a criminal for murder and the second a criminal for having such bad taste.

Ötzi was handsome!!! If he was a virgin at 45 years old it was because everyone was envious of him!!!

[gixajo]

Target: Feiichy_scaled
Distance: 3.6979% / 0.03697874
100.0 Suspects_in_Ötzi's_murder

That result was to be expected, the crime scene is relatively close to you.

[gixajo]

Target: Me_scaled
Distance: 3.5368% / 0.03536769
100.0 Suspects_in_Ötzi's_murder

Never met this Ötzi guy in my life honest,
Didn't know his wife either...

Excusatio non petita, accusatio manifesta.

[mashail]

Distance: 7.2975% / 0.07297462
100.0 Suspects_in_Ötzi's_murder

I did some Googling about my R ancestors I’m 100% innocent my early ancestor was minding his own business in north Russia or Siberia he was killed in very young age. Lol

[alexmegas777]

Target: alexmegas(Romanian)_scaled
Distance: 2.5254% / 0.02525402
100.0 Suspects_in_Ötzi's_murder

[Dantevici]

Target: me_scaled
Distance: 3.2102% / 0.03210162
100.0 Suspects_in_Ötzi's_murder

[Albannach]

Target: Albannach_scaled
Distance: 4.4312% / 0.04431216
100.0 Suspects_in_Ötzi's_murder

Guilty as charged officer.

[Defcon2]

I may be cheating since Otzi was my great-great-grandfather, my results:

Target: Defcon2_scaled
Distance: 3.5080% / 0.03507973
85.8 Suspects_in_Ötzi's_murder
14.2 A_little_bit_of_Ötzi_still_lives_in_me

[oszkar07]

Target: Oszkar
Distance: 3.4430% / 0.03442974
100.0 Suspects_in_Ötzi's_murder

Im mean yeh sure I had taken Otzi out on a couple of hunting trips into the deep woods back country of the Alps back in the day.
But this is quite unreasonable to suggest that I may have something to do with old Otzi being knocked off.

In fact I was outta town on that fatefull day visiting an old girlfriend interstate, she can vouch that I was with her at the time old Otzi got rained on with his own 38.

Sorry I cant answer any more of your questions untill I speak with my lawyer.

[nittionia]

Uncle Ötzi and I are both mtdna K

Target: nittionia_scaled
Distance: 2.8133% / 0.02813335
88.8 Suspects_in_Ötzi's_murder
11.2 A_little_bit_of_Ötzi_still_lives_in_me

Target: nittioniasmom_scaled
Distance: 3.4790% / 0.03478964
81.6 Suspects_in_Ötzi's_murder
18.4 A_little_bit_of_Ötzi_still_lives_in_me

Is my mom the most Sardinian member on TA? What a plot twist