Today I am a 45 year old virgin!

[BakersfieldChimp]

I am a true virgin warrior! The solar eclipse is also on my birthday. It must be a sign from God that I will soon find my wifey.

On August 21, 2017, my sister turned 40 on the day of the total eclipse.
Nothing special happened to her. Probably, the same is true with the 913,000 people who shared that birthday with her.

JUst like nothing special is going to happen to the 913,000 people who share your birthday today.



To avoid the petty nitpickers, the number is approximate and does not take in either census tables or leap years.
a simple 333/365 million calculation...

[BakersfieldChimp]

Being anally penetrated or sucking cock is not be “no longer a virgin”.

No longer being a virgin means for a man: making love to a woman, including vaginal penetration.

Practicing the deviance of sexual inversion does not count as “deflowering”.

Sounds like you are up with all the current lingo!
Good for you

[Voskos]

Happy Birthday man.

[Petalpusher]

It's an improvement you take it jokingly now. Keep that on, that might get you laid someday on a misunderstanding.

HB anyway RB

[BakersfieldChimp]

Happy Birthday, Richmondbread!


Happy solar eclipse too! I watched a little of it on television, live from Mazatlan, Mexico.

We drove to totality in 2017 and stayed overnight with some friends. It was nutty. The wildlife was spooky. We had just adopted a seven-year-old rescue dog who completely freaked from about 20 minutes before any one or thing noticed.

I held her at that point we bonded and she really is not a family dog. She is mine.

CURtessa Lulu von Skullf**ker was christened that day.

[Mopi Licinius Crassus]

happy birthday Ritchie

[Immanenz]

its a shame to live such unnatural life honestly (what a man SHOULD do, not like exist in time and sapce). You, and that french shizo- i d pay a hooker for god sake, just to see your little dicks in a female vagina, i m pretty sure you wont get it hard the first time though.

[RogueState]

We should raise a crowdfunding/charity campaign for you to at least allow you to pay a deluxe escort

[Hyena]

'Once you turn forty, you have to pay your own way.'

- Mr. Skelton

[Melkiirs]

Happy Birthday Meade! The eclipse is quite a coincidence so perhaps this is the turning point of your existence.