Suut has died

**SuuT** · 03-30-2009, 12:09 PM

Hello. My name is Aaron. I hope I am putting this in the right section of your website. The man you know as “Suut” left instructions to be followed upon his death. Upon getting hold of these instruction, his latest entry had the address of this website as well as his password, and a parenthetic remark that read: (these people should know, too). I regret to inform you that at 4:33 a.m., this last Sunday morning, Suut was pronounced dead. He was having a get together at his winter home in south Florida. I was in attendance. He left, alone, for a walk to the liquor store around 12:30 a.m. as we were running low on drink. When he walked into the store, he walked in on a robbery in progress. Being the man he was, he disarmed one of the men, but in the process began getting stabbed from behind from one of the other assailants. Suut broke that man’s neck, killing him, when a third assailant shot him twice. Suut then crushed that man’s larynx, killing him. However, in so doing, the man he originally disarmed picked up one of the guns that had fallen to the floor in the melee, and shot suut again. In the back. Which finally sent suut to the floor. The last man to shoot him ran out of the building, and as the security tapes show, got into a car that was waiting for his fellow thieves outside and drove away.

The authorities later apprehended all of the “men” who escaped. This is the least of these niggers problems at this point.

His nine biological children, innumerable metaphorical children, and his common law wife survive Suut.

A quick word on Suut. My (now) Order did not lose a man. We lost a king. In fact when I first met him I thought of him more as a god. He would often play stupid and be self-deprecating so that those around him could learn from themselves. He was a notorious prankster with his latest stint being that of stealing my cell phone for two days, putting my phone number on the Internet, changing the voice mail, and charging up roughly three hours of talk everywhere from Canada to Austria. I have never met, and I probably never will again, meet a man of such immense earthly as well as spiritual knowledge. And if only I were able to tell you what it is he has done for us all. I’ll just say this; Valhalla has received its first new resident in many, many years.

He died, as he wanted to. Honorably.

Thank you.