Why are Serbs more Interesting than Boring Croats?

[Alenka]

I name this East-med dish, which I'm enjoying as I lurk this thread, the Great Yugoslavia.



Tomatoes represent the juicy well-flavoured Serbs.
Peppers represent the stiff refreshing Croats .
Onions represent the Bosniaks, when they usually would bring you tears, they actually add flavor to the equation.

You forgot some key elements.

Spoiler!

Olive oil represents the greasy Macedonians.
Vinegar represents the sour Slovenians.
Bowl holding the mess together represents Tito.
Fork represents weaponized autistic ethnonationalism.
Your big hungry mouth represents Uncle Sam.

[Jana]

He is biracial though (Hungarian and Croatian)

It's cool how he will be able to pass for full Hungarian or full Croat genetically, because we are close.
I will do my part to contribute to Croatia Hungary relations in present/future, our common history is so long and Hungary is great country.

[Maintenance]

I am 1/8 muslim

yet its the part you talk about the most

[Maintenance]

Muslim is not a race, even less so in that case.

Didn't say its a race but its the thing shes the most proud of, a Mujahideen spawn

[Jana]

yet its the part you talk about the most

Because I am attacked for it. I won't apologise for muslim ancestors, that's for sure.

[Maintenance]

Because I am attacked for it. I won't apologise for muslim ancestors, that's for sure.

You are not attacked by it, you attack using it calling people peasant while you are so noble, yet now you say its only 1/8 th

go support your ancestors in syria to create the caliphate

[Rumata]

I remember a gopnik outside Nyugati.

-Hi man, nice outfit, are you a tourist?
-Yes
-Are you enjoying your time here, do you want Marijuana, Cocaina?
-No man, thanks.
-It's okay, just tell me if you change opinion. Have fun!

The last phrase says it wasn't a gopnik (but apparently a drug dealer). A gopnik would tell you to leave your money and all valuable stuff and to fuck off.

[Jana]

You are not attacked by it, you attack using it calling people peasant while you are so noble, yet now you say its only 1/8 th

go support your ancestors in syria to create the caliphate

My ancestors have nothing to do with Syrians. I just said in Bosnia muslim nobility (and few priests) was only educated people, it's not my fault BiH Christians are butthurt about it.

[Maintenance]

My ancestors have nothing to do with Syrians. I just said in Bosnia muslim nobility (and few priests) was only educated people, it's not my fault BiH Christians are butthurt about it.

Your ancestry swarm to every jihadi islamistic place all over the world including syria.

"i just said"
cut the bullshit, you have called half the forum peasants and yourself noble

[ProudBrit]

It's cool how he will be able to pass for full Hungarian or full Croat genetically, because we are close.
I will do my part to contribute to Croatia Hungary relations in present/future, our common history is so long and Hungary is great country.

That's because both of these countries are a mix of their neighbours with a huge genetically plotting area,in reality he's as genetically croat as Hrvoje.