Races of The Apricity. by prof. dr. Mneserb Vukodavić & others

**Twistedmind** · 10-01-2013, 03:52 PM

Races of The Apricity. by prof. dr. Mneserb Vukodavić & otthers.

chapter1- Balkanoids
Generally:
These races are the most common site on anthroboards. They usually start all kinds of flame wars that use for entertaimant of other races. Trolling is their habbit.

1.IMoid- most common race of all Balkanoids. No one knows which forum is its homeland but it inhabits all of them. This race have some minor mental problems. Life goal of all IMoids is to become white. Newer literature insist in calling them Gigolids, due to sceleton excavated near village of Gigolo in Member Pictures Thread II section of The Apricity.
Build: big bones, short stature
Pigmentation: swarthy but getting paler every day.
Hair/eye colour: black but can be lighter if dyed (hair) or photoshoped (eyes)

2. Feuerfreioid
This race is native to Anthroscape but seems to be verry well adapted to climate of The Apricity. For long time anthropologists tought race was extinct. After digging the mass graves where the members of this legendary race were buried, the scientists concluded next: this race used to troll a lot, especially the race called Rakovskid. They were tall/skinny people with unusual facial features. Some anthropologists think that you can get Feuerfreioid after mixing Namoid and Balkanoid. But there is not enough evidence to proove that theory. Latest research conclude that this race is not extinct at all. Seems it repeared in Memebers Pictures thread zone, and in short time progressed deep int Bulgarian and Serbian section of forum. Other names are: Twitchoid, Donaukind. There was also strongly depigmented variation know as Shalizoid.
Pigmentation: yellow
Hair/eye colour: brown

3.Dralosoid (a.k.a Darlosid) is a race native to Apricity, but there are colonies on Anthroscape and Illyria proboards. According to some sources this race emerged when Celtic god Idiotos raped Illyrian godess Marihuania. Dralosoids are known for using opiats and internet at the same time. This combination helps Dralosoid scientists to make some revolutionary theories in fields of anthropology and history.
Build: heavy
Pigmentation: swarthy to black
Hair/eye colour:brown

4. Duskfalloid is another race native to Apricity with colonies on Anthroscape. Most of the time Duskfalloids are searching the web for tall, blonde, hawk-nosed individuas. In the spare time they are making love with their guitars and pray to their supreme god Coon. There is subtype of this race called Corded-Duskfalloid. They ride chariots and pray to some wierd looking wizard. Unluckily, seems this race is extinct.

Pigmentation: pale
Hair/eye colour: blonde/blue
Nose:big

5. The Gheg Highlanderoid:

The tallest and lightest Balkanoid, very strong, ectomorph and mesmorph at the same time. Stunningly beautiful and talented for any kind of art or sport. Best lovers in the world. Warrior race. Blond and blue eyed, usually. Even when they do not show any kind of Nordid admixture, they are predominatly Nordoid. Also, despite their pure Illyrian stock, they are when required, Anglo-Saxon, Norse, Celtic, Slavic, Germanic, Hellenic etc.

6. Hruljoid.

Nobody knows how this race appeared. Its certain it migrated on TA from klix.ba where the were held to be some kind of Nordic gods. But their adaptation to harsh climate of Apercity didnt went so smuth. They used to be verry depigmented, but seem all their depigmenation could be summarized to "yellow beard". This race shows enormous curiousity, but seems to be verry limmited in learning. Some scientists suggest this race share ancestry with Dadoids and BlackSwanoids. Despite having Slavic look, significant ammount of Slavic gennetic admixture, and speakign Slavic language, this race has nothing to do with Slavs, especialy not with Serbs.

Pigmentation: arguably pale
Hair/eye colour: blonde/brown, but it has yellow beard, altough on all pictures examples of this race are shaven
Nose:big
Skull: big and not so full

All researches done by prof. dr. Mneserb Vukodavić and his team (prof. dr. Minesweeper and doc. dr. Brownboy Gregorius)
To be continued... Feel free to add some examples.

**~~gregorius~~** · 10-01-2013, 03:53 PM

sticky!

**Mans not hot** · 10-01-2013, 03:57 PM

Mnerserb Vukodavic > Coon.

**Twistedmind** · 10-01-2013, 03:57 PM

Please you ought to bear in mind, this work was originaly published as Races of Anthoscape, by professor Vukodavić. Latter, he gathered team, and adapted his work for TheApricity conditions.