Why can't I be handsome

[Annihilus]

My life doesn't make much sense either, I'm also too ugly for this world of handsome people.

At least you pass well as a Viking.

Only my dog ​​seems interested in me, but I think he only likes me for the sex.

But I am a person with traditional moral principles and I have told him that sex, only when we get married.

Looks like you can go down on a woman without having to stop to breath air

If that isn't chad I don't what is

[Universe]

I'm starting my Alpha Male podcast next week. Will you subscribe? Rajputprincess will be the first guest, we will discuss the hottest celebrity gossips of 2024. During the podcast we will reveal the invite url to Rajputprincess's discord server.

[Benyzero]

I'm starting my Alpha Male podcast next week. Will you subscribe? Rajputprincess will be the first guest, we will discuss the hottest celebrity gossips of 2024. During the podcast we will reveal the invite url to Rajputprincess's discord server.

great idea. Maybe you could invite mortimer to give job application tips, or some other guys to talk about how cephalic and bizigomatic index were much greater few hundred years ago.

[Benyzero]

What about your girlfriend?

You know who I mean.

she got jealous and we divorced. sometimes she visits when I let her out from the wardrobe

[Immanenz]

i was invited by a prostitute for free fucking which i declined- but NOW i know i m handsome.

[Petalpusher]

i was invited by a prostitute for free fucking which i declined- but NOW i know i m handsome.

Sounds like how every relationships begin. Free trials.

[Benyzero]

hobos

[gixajo]

Looks like you can go down on a woman without having to stop to breath air

If that isn't chad I don't what is

As you can see from my photo, I don't have a nose, and that creates a lot of problems for me with women in long-term relationships, since I am not able to perceive smells I tend to think that I still smell good even if I only shower once every three months.

And apparently, women do not agree.

My relationships only last a couple of weeks, and by the second week my partners usually have a clothespin on their nose.

Apparently, when the third week begins, not even that prevents them from noticing my body odor, which they describe as a penetrating smell of "decomposed fish with hints of fresh manure"

What have sense since I'm a swamp creature...

Summarizing: my love life, when there is, is hell.

[gixajo]

she got jealous and we divorced. sometimes she visits when I let her out from the wardrobe

I don't want to bother you, but I still have a photo of her:

Spoiler!

[Benyzero]

I don't want to bother you, but I still have a photo of her:

Spoiler!

makes me laugh all the time x D