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I'm starting my Alpha Male podcast next week. Will you subscribe? Rajputprincess will be the first guest, we will discuss the hottest celebrity gossips of 2024. During the podcast we will reveal the invite url to Rajputprincess's discord server.
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i was invited by a prostitute for free fucking which i declined- but NOW i know i m handsome.
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As you can see from my photo, I don't have a nose, and that creates a lot of problems for me with women in long-term relationships, since I am not able to perceive smells I tend to think that I still smell good even if I only shower once every three months.
And apparently, women do not agree.
My relationships only last a couple of weeks, and by the second week my partners usually have a clothespin on their nose.
Apparently, when the third week begins, not even that prevents them from noticing my body odor, which they describe as a penetrating smell of "decomposed fish with hints of fresh manure"
What have sense since I'm a swamp creature...
Summarizing: my love life, when there is, is hell.
"Amicus Plato, sed magis amica veritas"
"Dimidium facti, qui coepit, habet: sapere aude, incipe."
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